Anthony.

Cats are fuzzy, cuddly Von Neumann machines.

‘It could be like an apology blowjob.’

tumb1edore asked: You look beautiful

Really?

The call ended, and I tumbled into the blankets with the small grin of someone deeply in love.

The most heartbreaking thing I have heard all night.

Waylan: I don’t want to call you my half brother, I want to call you my brother.

Me: :’(.

Anonymous asked: top 10 girls you find attractive on/off tumblr... doesn't matter.

1. Saima

2. Amanda.

3. Allie.

4. Katie.

5. Erin.

6. Isla.

7. Emilee.

8. Caitlin.

9. Karina.

10. Margaret.

First names only, no particular order. Feel free to detective them yourself.

Attraction may or may not be platonic/mutual. Don’t bother asking.

Although in any case, I shan’t speak of this any more.